Slightly off topic but this thread made me think of it....
My ex-uncle had a tatoo of a rooster with a noose around his neck on his calf. This allowed him to go up to random bar women and say "I have a **** that hangs below my knees...you want to see"..then pull up his pant leg.
Not somdthing I would recommend to any of you as it didn't go over well all the time but it did make for a good joke and a good story for people who knew him to tell.
Oops...Forgot C*O*C*K was less accepted word then fuck....